perfectboobss:

Quality and perfection you can only find here : Perfect Boobs

The King is pretty sure he’s paid this woman for a table dance, more than once.

Photoshop or not, Playboy knows their shit.

stephanie-seymour:

Stephanie Seymour
circa late 80s

This was Apex hotness for the King growing up.  Still hot today, in fact.

Sexy on several levels.  Not that the King is a huge fan of the M-4 but props to the pussy where it’s due.

Whoever this woman is, she should be immortalized in marble for generations of men to stop and stare and say…”why don’t you look that good, honey?”

fitnesschicks:

Larissa Reis & Ingrid Romero

The King likes to think that after this video, they went back home together and fucked each other silly.  But then, The King is a romantic at heart.

ridiculouslybeautiful:

Raylene

If you’re going to get trapped on a desert island with a woman, you could do much, much worse than Raylene.  All woman, all natural, all sexy.  The King approves

Naked appeal to The King’s baser instincts.  But, as you see, that works.

The King would love to know who this girl is.  And her hourly rate.  Just sayin’

texagdal:

Oh my, what an ass!! Long legs!

Yep, them is some hot ass legs.  The King approves.